^ Earthbound reference, if you don't get it, beat Earthbound. ^
I am Dark Hamsterlord, you may know me as THE DARK LORD OF ALL HAMSTERS, FUTURE RULER OF THIS PLANET, AND THE OWNER OF A VAST ARMY OF DEMON HAMSTERS WHO ENJOY NIBBLING ON HUMAN FLESH. You may also know me as "That weird person who runs Cafe Comic" or even "That dude that's been stalking me for the past couple of weeks" Or all of the above, for I fit into every category previously mentioned. You should really bathe more often.
So yeah, Hi and stuff.